Mar. 13, 2013 at 7:00pm with 3 notes
Reblogged from rebaandtherabbi
Too many 5am shifts at Starbucks takes a toll on a body.
But, a shirt designed by Jon, and a dog named Jack make it all better.
Barista Conversation #5
| Me: | Hey! Sorry, remind me again, what was your order? |
| Customer: | Lake Tahoe....I mean, what!? |
| Me: | Hmmm...it could be a few more minutes. |
Barista Conversation #4
| Customer: | ...Yeah, I'm hoping this is my last day at the clinic. |
| Me: | Yeah, me too. Well, I hope you have good session at your clinic, today! |
| Customer: | Thanks, you, too! |
| Me: | Tha...wait, what? | *Customer drives away* |
#prettygirluglyface @h00kisback @yourpalkat @billpatti @hrisinger (at Hall of Justice)
Barista Conversation #3
| Customer: | Hey, this doesn't taste right. |
| Me: | Oh, that's 'cause we made it wrong! We made it as a Java-Chip Frappuccino--which has coffee in it--but it's supposed to be a Double-Chocolatey-Chip Frappuccino--which doesn't. I'll remake that for you! |
| Customer: | Hey, are you single? |
| Me: | Uh...what does that have to do with a Double-Chocolatey-Chip Frappuccino? |
Barista Moment #3
| Me (in a French accent) : | And, 'ere is your bacon sandwich, monsieur. |
| Customer (in a Jamaican accent): | Tank You, Mon! |
Darn, my chapstick expired…4 years, 8 months, and 18 days ago. (at Hall of Justice)
Barista Moment #2
| Setting - Mom in a mini-van pulls up to the drive-thru window with both her front and back windows down. | |
| Me: | Hey, how's it going, today? |
| Mom's Daughter: | PUPPIES!!!! [holds up her toy puppies] |
| Me: | WHOAAAAAAA!!!!! PUPPIES!!!!! |
| Mom's Daughter #2: | CHEERIOS!!!! [holds up her bag of Cheerios] |
| Me: | OH MY GOSH, CHEEEEEEERIOS!!!! |
| Mom [while giggling]: | Hey. |
Barista Moment #1
| Customer (in his 50s): | I have an iPhone 4s, but I just wanna get an iPhone 5. |
| Me: | Yeah? |
| Customer: | Yeah, but you're probably one of those Android people, right? |
| Me: | No, I have an iPhone 4. |
| Customer: | So, you're gonna upgrade to a 5, right? |
| Me: | Probably not. In fact, I've been thinking about moving away from smart phones after this one dies on me because I feel "plugged in" all the time. I've been contemplating living a simpler life. |
| Customer: | ...wait what? How old are you? |
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The Christian discipline of fighting temptation is not about self-hatred, or rejecting parts of our God-given humanity. It is about celebrating God’s gift of full humanity and, like someone learning a musical instrument, discovering how to tune it and play it to its best possibility. At the heart of our resistance to temptation is love and loyalty to the God who has already called us his beloved children in Christ, and who holds out before us the calling to follow him in the path which leads to the true glory. In that glory lies the true happiness, the true fulfillment, which neither world, nor flesh, nor devil can begin to imitate.
